猜火车经典台词

Choose life.

 选择生活。

Choose a job. 

选择一份活儿。

Choose a career. 

选择一项事业。

Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, 

选择一个家庭,选择一个巨他妈大的电视机,

Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players,  and electrical tin openers. 

选择洗衣机、汽车、镭射音响,还有电动开罐器。

Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. 

选择小心保养自己的身体、低胆固醇和牙科保险。

Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. 

选择固定利率的抵押贷款。

Choose a starter home.

选择*提供的低价而体面的住宅。

Choose your friends.

选择你的朋友。

Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. 

选择休闲装和配套的旅行包。

Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. 

选择用分期付款买回同系列的他妈什么织物做的三套件西装。

Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. 

选择自己动手做,然后在某个星期天的早晨问自己我这是在哪儿呀。

Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. 

选择坐在那张睡椅上看让脑子发木,脑浆被挤成稀屎状的体育节目,一边往自己嘴里塞他妈的垃圾食物。

Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. 

选择在这一切的末尾烂掉,最后在一个破破烂烂的家里遭儿女唾弃,当初你用精子弄出他们来代替你,现在对这些自私的、满不在乎的小子们来说,你只是一个老厌物。

Choose your future. 

选择你的未来。

Choose life. 

选择生活。

But who would I want to do a thing like that? 

但我是谁啊?我会想去做那些事情?

I choose not to choose life: I choose something else.
 
我选择不选择生活:我选择一些别的什么东西。

And the reasons? There are no reasons. 

理由?没有理由。

Who need reasons when you've got heroin? 

有了海洛因,谁还需要理由呢?